Precision parts, prehistoric printing. Every invoice, packing slip and shipping label is hammered out in glorious ASCII on a 9-pin dot-matrix printer. Tractor-feed holes and all.
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: SURFSCREWS INVOICE #0042 :
: MADE IN ENGLAND PRINTED ON 9 PINS :
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: 1 x ORIGINAL PACK (10 SCREWS) GBP 8.95 :
: 1 x RESCUE PACK (4 SCREWS) GBP 11.95 :
: ROYAL MAIL, DOT-MATRIX LABEL GBP 0.00 :
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: TOTAL GBP 20.90 :
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: *** THANKS FOR SCREWING WITH US *** :
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